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The highlights of my extraordinary journey with Mr Clarkson included pizza with Harry and Wills dancing with Mick Jagger on the private island of Mustique Mick had to pull me up after shamefully I could not recover from the twist and having happy birthday sung to me by Brian Ferry and Richard E Grant I was asked out by Hugh Grant and went partied at what I called Jimmy Carrs celebtastic weekly house parties attended by Sir Elton John James Corden and the like and at Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdochs engagement party I received the ultimate compliment on my outfit from the Dame Joan Collins