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The time I picked up an NBA superstar while looking like a swamp thing in a hair salon

You see Im starting a new job on Monday at a sports TV network and I was treating myself to a way too expensive cut at one of Miamis chicest hair salons in preparation when he walked in

By he I mean a tall inked European and breathtakingly hot NBA superstar named Antoni Nowak And Antoni happens to be interested in medespite seeing me in that awful salon lighting with wet hair and draped in a smock

Me I refuse to believe him at first Antoni isnt deterred Rather hes even more intrigued when I fly my weird flag at full staff

But when I go viral due to a most humiliating situation I wonder how long it will be until Antoni realizes this is who I truly am and the novelty of dating me wears off

Add in a coworker who feels Im not just unworthy of a man like Antoni but also an embarrassment to the network and I suddenly find myself questioning my career too

If this were a game of basketball Im about to make a pressured shot from the threepoint line to win the game Or will I find confidence in myself to sink the winning shot and keep not only Antoni but my job