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Get ready to scream with this collection of hillarifyinghilariously terrifyingtales perfect for scary story lovers who are looking for a side of humor to go with their helpings of horror

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Unless you want to be scared do NOT read this book

These tales of terror are so horrible so alarming they had to be bound up between these pages forever

Youll discover The Boogerman an oozing horror that lurks in mirrors Youll read about Instagrave a popular new app that tells kids how they are going to die In Epizeuxis youll learn what happens if you speak the name of await Weve said too much already The things between these covers are too dangerous to ever be let out Thats why were warning you stay away from this book or else

Of course if you are reckless enough to open this book then be sure to read these stories in a safe indoor space far from the beady prying eyes of any birds

Now on the count of three 123SCREAM

Is that a crow a magpie or an indigo bunting behind you Be careful Birds will do anything to keep people from discovering the secrets of this book