Description

This program is read by the author

A lightningstrike dispatch of hilarious intimate luminous essays from the brain and voice of Emmy Awardnominated actress and writer Betty Gilpin

Oh Hi takes six long gulps of water during which youre like may I help you

My name is Betty I have depression I have passion I have tits the size of printers And also I have a brain full of women

Theres Blanche VonFuckery Ingrid St Rash and a host of otherssome cowering in sweatpants some howling plans for revolution and one oh God and one slowly vomiting up a crow Worried for her These women take turns at the wheel Thats why I feel like a million selves With a raised eyebrow and a soulscalpel Id like to tell you how I got this way Because maybe you feel this way too

Lets hop from wild dissections of modern womanhood to boarding school musings to the glossy cringe of Hollywood Lets laugh at my failures and then quietly hope with me for the dream Whether that dream is love or liberation or enough IMDB credits to taze the demon snapping at my ankles we wont know until the shitfanning end

As a dear friend said after listening to this audiobook its either a masterpiece or itscompletely and then she glazed over into a haunted stare Listener This audiobook is my opus and it is chaos

If youve ever felt like you were more or at least weirder than the world expectedwelcome to All the Women in My Brain

A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books