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This entire thing started because of a faulty tree

Becoming a homeowner is not all its cracked up to be let me tell you that right now Especially in the dead of winter when apparently trees can just fall in the middle of a suburban neighborhood

Did my nextdoor neighbor help me remove said tree No he did not So really he left me no choice I broke into his house

While I only intended to steal a little warmth and maybe a cup of coffee I fell victim to his jacuzzi tub But he returned early and thats really when things went south

Instead of a cold glare or icy reply all of which I fully expected from my disagreeable neighbor

Colson Hanes offered to make me breakfast Then he asked me to stay

Contains mature themes